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Listening to Enya.
That's how I feel about McDonald's now deciding to add apples to its Happy Meal.
Yep, it's like putting granny panties on a biker. A training bra on a linebacker. A bikini on Scott, my roommate, who's a flight attendant.
No wait, he likes that.
Anyway, McDonald's says it's all about health. But we know they're doing it cause they've been hounded by food freaks blaming them for everything from obesity to leprosy.
It's a travesty. McDonald's has done more for the world in terms of serving affordable, delicious food than anyone ever on the planet.
Worse, McDonald's is forcing its executives to go on a "listening tour" to hear from experts.
Listen to this -- that's the sound I made when I heard about the listening tour.
See, McDonald's is my hero, for they represent everything that's amazing about America. They made something irreplaceable, and made it available to all. And now they're getting punished through a harassment campaign run by people who hate success, not fries.
It's like Michelle Obama. Oh, she'll condemn fast food. But later, she'll be eating those fries.
Anyhow, McDonald's also said apples are what customers were asking for. Sorry, no real McDonald's fan would ever ask for an apple. If a McDonald's customer wants an apple, they won't go to McDonald's, they'll go where ever there are apples.
The Apple Store?
Who cares, apples suck!
And if you disagree with me, you're a racist homophobe!
-- Greg Gutfeld hosts "Red Eye" weekdays at 3 a.m. ET. Send your comments to: redeye@foxnews.
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flashing some leg (#8), wearing a push-up bra (#9), and getting a pedicure (#10). Rounding out the top 20 were putting on heavy eye makeup, hitting the gym, curling hair, wearing red lipstick, donning a tight-fitting top, getting a full-body wax,
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Oh dear, you know it's not going to be a good day when you start it off by putting your bra on inside out.
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